Today marks the end of my second semester in Np. Rejoice, for there isn't any need to squeeze in the awfully packed buses and Mrts. Regrets, for there is really too much i have missed out, and there are some really good lecturers leaving my circle of life.
I would seriously miss my Bcomm tutor as he is really entertaining, and also, never failing to instil some energy into the really really dry lessons. Really can't forget his introduction to "How to catch the attention of the audience when giving a speech" haha!
Also my MIEC tutor~! Though he is really short, has a boring face and is a diehard Man-U fan( sorry no link ), but he really shows that one shouldn't judge by appearance. I never failed to be entertained by his lessons and a big thanks to him for letting me develop interest in econs.
Then theres the really-like-to-slack-alot BMGT tutor! She really likes slacking, and its always slack and more slack in her lessons. Thats why we always fail to catch the gist of the lesson and that contributes to why im studying so hard for BMGT now -.-
Not to forget, the guy who always makes me workout on fridays - my soccer coach. He is a damn talkative guy who always makes us go.. "JUST START THE FUCKING SOCCER GAME" But nevertheless, he is a really funny guy who somehow made me develop interest in soccer. For once, i wanted to fail SNW. haha~
So its around 11 more days to my 1st paper and i am like only 5% through my revision. For once, i am really grateful to the school for implementing a study week commencing since i typed the first word of this post. I really hope to ace my exams though its not quite possible. However, i do strongly believe in the 30% intelligence, 50% hardwork and 20% luck principle! If calculated accurately, i would just scrape a 50% for my exams! :p
School is so dry~ Exams are so dry~ Modules are so dry~ Life is so dry~ I'm so dry~
So here is a few jokes to relieve the boredom within you.
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Haha~ sorry if you didn't laugh~
Life is too short for regrets. Life expectancy is not equals to the age that one would live up to. So have you ever thought of what you always wanted to do and what you should do?
No. I am not dying.
But who knows what would happen in life.
So lets not rest our legs on the table, bodies on our bed, or whatever else.
Its time to start thinking~
